The world is run by #*$@ing idiots
by Kagro X
Thu May 01, 2008 at 06:55:14 PM PDT
Ah-ha-ha!
I mean, boo-hoo-hoo!
Relax, Celebrate Victory
Richard PerleFrom start to finish, President Bush has led the United States and its coalition partners to the most important military victory since World War II. And like the allied victory over the axis powers, the liberation of Iraq is more than the end of a brutal dictatorship: It is the foundation for a decent, humane government that will represent all the people of Iraq.
This was a war worth fighting. It ended quickly with few civilian casualties and with little damage to Iraq's cities, towns or infrastructure. It ended without the Arab world rising up against us, as the war's critics feared, without the quagmire they predicted, without the heavy losses in house-to-house fighting they warned us to expect. It was conducted with immense skill and selfless courage by men and women who will remain until Iraqis are safe, and who will return home as heroes.
In full retreat, the war's opponents have now taken up new defensive positions: "Yes, it was a military victory, but you haven't found Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction." Or, "Yes, we destroyed Saddam's regime, but now other dictators will try even harder to develop weapons of mass destruction to make sure they will not fall to some future American preemptive strike."
We will find Saddam's well-hidden chemical and biological weapons programs, but only when people who know come forward and tell us where to look. While Saddam was in power, even a hint about his concealment and deception was a death sentence, often by unimaginable torture against whole families. Saddam had four years to hide things. We have had a few weeks to find them. Patience -- and some help from free Iraqis -- will be rewarded.
The man who wrote this wears custom-tailored suits, and appears on television and gives speeches around the world as a revered Serious Person.
You, who were right about the war even while he was stupifyingly wrong, have Doritos cheese on your shirt collar, and are considered by the Democrats you elected to end the war to be morons for wondering why it hasn't happened sooner.
Happy Mission Accomplished Day.
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